Wassup, Alice?

Scando The Darklord – Hexes & Jinxes
(From Hexes & Jinxes album; 2021)



Nef The Pharoah’s San Francisco sidekick probably chose the name Scando The Darklord to stay on-brand, but my man’s moniker makes it sound like he’s a Black Metal bork who sacrifices Cats to Satan. The name he should have chosen is Blapstar The Second because that’s precisely what he is in the pantheon of Mac Dre mini-me’s. Here at The Martorialist we fux with with Hexes & Jinxes because it’s a catchy little slice of Alright, Alice-core where Scando’s video-hoe ends up in the Videodrome.

18 days into the new year and I prefer 2021 songs I’ve recently discovered to any 2022 shit I’ve heard so far. Talk about a dry January.