My Mind Spray 1.5

Which type of Rap fans are the W.O.A.T – middle aged white boom-bap purists or middle class black KanYe West fanboys?

The teenagers and paedophiles of TikTok need to form like Dai-X and make Valee’s Allat retroactively blow up.

When Public Enemy got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, the hosts should have noted that Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos is the best breaking-outta-the-bing song since Thin Lizzy’s Jailbreak.

Nino Man’s 5-0 gotta be my favourite Go Fight Some Other Crime type song since Go Fight Some Other Crime itself.

Stormzy’s “I come to your team and I f*ck shit up, I’m David Moyes” lyric hits different in 2021 than it did in 2015.