Kwest Tha Madd Ladd hit it first

Kwest Tha Madd Ladd – I Met My Baby At V.I.M.
(From This Is My First Album LP; 1996)

Wait a motherf**kin’ minute, true facts presented: Kwest Tha Madd Ladd’s I Met My Baby At V.I.M. beat DOOM’s Red & Gold to the Shoot ‘Em Up Movies sample by a couple of years. The best Rap song about falling in love with a shop assistant at the mall? Possibly. The best Rap song to detail the embarrassment of having a fat hole in your sock when you’re trying on kicks in a shop? Definitely. Shoulda been a single because they coulda brought the song’s story to life with a lotta lotta laughs in the video.

That intro skit where Kwest and his m8 are arguing about the best song on Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde tho eh? C’mon now, lads – the #actual answer is Officer.