I’m a Blue Tits man, myself

“Pigeons are my favourite bird
I love how they ain’t scared and never care ’bout where they drop a turd”

2 Hungry Bros ft. Homeboy Sandman – Animal Kingdom
(From Senile Chef album; 2021)



For doz who thought Sandman was a one trick Pony, have a load of Homeboy’s ark. Hold ya Horses before you hold ya head because the Cat is outta the bag with this one. To paraphrase some Fish-outta-water blogger, the Elephant in the room is that Homeboy Sandman is Rammellzee if he were born in 1980 and had emerged at the polar bear’s toenails of the Fondle ‘Em era, and it really gets my Goat when folk don’t realise this. Used to feel I was on a wild Goose chase looking for jams from Sandman, but he’s frequently been the Dog’s bollocks these past two years.