Did somebody say just Eat?

“It’s so good it’s magical, lemme put a spell on you
I know you got a n*gga, baby girl I ain’t gon’ tell on you
I don’t need no honey pack, I don’t pop no f*ckin’ percs
Hit that ass from 9 to 5, lemme get that f*ckin’ work”

Eatem ft. BR Cowboy – Magical
(From Magical single; 2022)


You know how Homeboy Sandman’s Talking (Bleep) is just Conjugal Visit To The Prison Of The Mind re-tweaked with pet peeve rhymes and a hook made from a wah-wah guitar sample? Eatem’s Magical follows a similar trajectory: it’s just Go Get Yo’ F*ckin Brotha re-tweeked with “your girlfriend” rhymes and a hook made from the BR Cowboy restaurant jingle & Russ Meyer movie sex EFX. No shotz @ Sandman or Eatem because there’s nowt wrong with that in either instance – craftily re-tweaking your own songs is the 7th element of Rap music.

Props to Eatem’s producer/former Down Bad member Mike Sneezy for making the aforementioned Russ Meyer movie sex EFX sound like Herbie Hancock’s Watermelon Man. I’m not a Jazz guy, but I’ve loved that shit ever since I first heard it soundtracking Guy Mariano’s proper Gleaming The Cube Sk8 video part.


You wanna go down? Why not. I’ll be like Matt and Han you a cock.